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Posted by: Florida Man | October 01, 2024 at 10:45 AM
In Russia, all our chickens still roam free!
Posted by: Stalin's ghost | October 01, 2024 at 10:52 AM
This will start some cock fights.
Posted by: Foggy Leghorn | October 01, 2024 at 11:00 AM
If they cross the road, do you have to notify the government?
Posted by: Ralph | October 01, 2024 at 11:21 AM
There are two kinds of chickens - sick chickens, and sicker chickens.
Posted by: Former Chicken Rancher | October 01, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Further questions:
Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Posted by: MOTW, admitted geezer | October 01, 2024 at 11:54 AM
This poses an eggistential threat to democracy
Posted by: jg | October 01, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Is there a waiting period before you can get one?
Posted by: Mr. Bill | October 01, 2024 at 03:38 PM
What the cluck ?!
Posted by: Clankie | October 01, 2024 at 04:09 PM
Told my clucking ladies about this and talk about pullet surprise.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | October 01, 2024 at 05:02 PM
Will there be an ‘underground chicken railroad’?
Posted by: apfstg | October 02, 2024 at 05:04 PM