CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

In Point Leamington, an entire museum is devoted to gloves and the stories they carry

(Thanks to The Perts)

Comments

[The Real Barry]

If you find the Canadian glove museum exciting, you'd better get a doctor's permission before you try going to the Bata Shoe Museum in Toronto: https://batashoemuseum.ca/ !

[Danny Glover]

Not on the Bucket List.

Heart could not take *that* level of excitement.

[Lefty]

Sounds like a hands-on experience.

[man tom]

A monument to be erected complete with a bomb shelter worthy shrine to Johnny Cochrane designated, 'If the glove don't fit, you must acquit' is in the works. Government officials have confirmed a bevy of the nation's nuclear warheads have been honed in on the site. Fudge said, "you can all go fudge" when asked if she feared total chaos would occur should an act of total destruction be unleashed which would threaten the sanctity of Marilyn Monroe's glove as well as the Tim Horton's next door. Fudge threaten to get the sheriff and back-up if one thread on the monument was harmed. High ranking government officials told Fudge, "you will die with a whimper should you survive the onslaught an become an old protective bag along with your stupid matching gloves." Fudge replied, "you'll never get me. I have a white bronco, some unstirred coffee, donuts stuck to the bag *AND* a sh*tload of missile-defense ready gloves that will fix your asses good. And don't let the door hit you in those three penises you are packing.

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

Next door to the belt museum.

[pullet surprise]

I am inspired. How about collection of matching gloves, belts and shoes? Like the traditional "Full Cleveland" - matching white belt, white shoes, and white gloves.