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October 27, 2024

CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS

Butter shoplifters strike again! Two more large-scale thefts reported in Guelph, Ont.

(Thanks to MAC)

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Sounds like a well greased operation.

Fat chance of catching anyone.

Ahh! To be in Paris once more for the last tango, sigh.

So, enough for two slices of toast?

Never mind bacon -- everything tastes better with butter!

Take another little piece of butter curling on top of a flat of butter sounds like a Big Brother and the Holding Company song.

Your country's air defense system is useless. The guy who posted that stupid picture is going down first when the chaos begins. As for the first pair of thieves wearing a dark sleeveless vest and a blue and white baseball cap, while the other was wearing a dark winter coat and red baseball cap then four days later one man wearing a tan jacket, black pants and a black winter hat while the the other wore a black jacket, black pants and a black baseball cap...and all were described as having brown skin...you idiots, *IT WAS THE SAME GUYS*!

If it was margarine that was stolen, I'd advise the police to check out Saint Alonzo's Pancake Breakfast.

(The above comment is restricted to fans of Frank Zappa.)

Apparently I haven't had sufficient caffeine yet, because I read that headline as Butt Shoplifters, who probably opened for Madonna.

We're gonna need more popcorn.

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