Dave Barry's Blog

SOMEHOW THIS FAILS TO WHET OUR APPETITE

This month, two states ruled by India's governing Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) announced plans to impose hefty fines and imprisonment for contaminating food with spit, urine and dirt.

(Thanks to B&C, who say "So that's the secret sauce!")

FRANCE ON HIGHEST POSSIBLE ALERT

180-Foot Fountain of Feces Erupts From Sewer in Dramatic Video

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

CANADA: A NATION RULED BY FEAR

'We can't control them': Clothing recyclers frustrated by criminals operating in donation bin industry

(Thanks to The Perts)

SEND IT TO WASHINGTON

OBSCURE FUNGUS SHOWS SIGNS OF RUDIMENTARY INTELLIGENCE

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

We saw Obscure Fungus open for the Troggs.

NEW YORK CITY WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE THESE OUT-OF-CONTROL TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET LOOKALIKE CONTESTS

Police Break Up Chalamet Look-Alike Contest That Drew Large Crowd and the Real Timothée

(Thanks to Steve K. and Jeff Meyerson)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

LEAF BLOWER ATTACHED TO ROBOTIC DOG

(Thanks to John Lobert, who notes that "We were promised flying cars.")

NEW HAMPSHIRE: LIVE FREE OR BURPPPP

Which U.S. States Consume The Most Beer?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY ARE INFILTRATING OUR MOST CHERISHED INSITUTIONS

A squirrel scores a TD in the Oklahoma-Ole Miss game

(Thanks to pharmaross, Rodney Bertelsen and John Lobert)

IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOUNG PEOPLE LEARN MANNERS

A Coconut Creek man has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon after allegedly threatening his son with a machete for forgetting to wish him a happy birthday.

(Thanks to pharmaross)