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October 23, 2024

FLORIDIANS WILL FIND THIS PRETTY FUNNY

Animal rescuer chases loose lizard on roof of home

(Thanks to John Lobert)

In Florida it's rare to find a home that doesn't have a lizard on the roof.

On the other hand, "Loose Lizard" WBAGNFARB.

WHAT THE REST OF US LEARNED IS THAT HE'S A MORON

Adult film star Dante Colle pumps his Cybertruck with bullets to test if it’s really bulletproof — and here’s what he learned

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

Starting Wednesday, October 23, Goldfish will no longer be Goldfish. The iconic Cheddar cracker that smiles back at you will be officially renamed “Chilean Sea Bass.”

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

WE'RE WITH THE ORCA ON THIS

Audience members attending an orca show at SeaWorld San Antonio got more than they bargained for when the killer whale defecated in its pool and then splashed the crowd with soiled water.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

BOLO

Kangaroo on the loose after fleeing from bear in Florida

(Thanks to John Lobert)

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY

“For some time, various internet jargons and memes have appeared frequently, leaving people more and more confused,” said an editorial by the Communist party mouthpiece, the People’s Daily.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Horrible smell after lorry spills 28 tonnes of fish guts all over A361 dual carriageway

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS

Northern California radio station 106.7 Z-Rock (KRQR-FM) hosted the annual Pumpkinhead challenge in downtown Chico on Saturday, where more than 800 people filtered in and out of the town’s square to cheer on contestants as they stood on crates with pumpkins on their heads.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

STEP AWAY FROM THE BONG, SCIENTISTS

Scientists Propose Shooting $200 Trillion Worth of Pulverized Diamonds Into Atmosphere

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

 
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