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October 20, 2024

OTHER THAN THAT THE TRANSPORT WAS EXECUTED FLAWLESSLY

Funeral home in Poland apologises after body falls from hearse into traffic

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

Actual name of company: "Hades Funeral Services."

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH

'Winter vomiting bug' arriving early as Brits given just '48-hour warning'

(Thanks to Annette)

SEVENTIES ROCKSTAR PARTY FUN

"There was a man... who did lay under meats. He was covered in cold cuts and chopped liver and stuff like that. You couldn't see him, and so people would approach the trestle table, and as they reached out to scoop their meat, he would just move. And that was his act."

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

IF YOU SQUINT YOU CAN JUST MAKE OUT A STARBUCKS

New images show ‘by far the most detailed view of a Mars city to date’

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Convincing.")

GOOD THING SHE DIDN'T DREAM OF BEING AN AIRLINE PILOT

A 19-year-old London woman managed to fulfill her dream of being a doctor without actually going to medical school simply by walking into a hospital and posing as a physician.

(Thanks to Doug Ogg and Ron T)

IT DIDN'T EVEN BUY HIM DINNER

I’m lucky to be alive, says man attacked by ‘sexually frustrated’ dolphin

(Thanks to Charles Cates, who says "Yet another reason to avoid the ocean.")

 
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