Dave Barry's Blog

'HE ATE A *LOT*'

Vet in shock after dog poops out entire bag of rainbow Orbeez

(Thanks to Rick Day)

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Woman pleads guilty to trying to smuggle 29 turtles across a Vermont lake into Canada by kayak

(Thanks to The Perts and Lisa Aschkenasy)

THESE ROBOT VACUUMS TODAY

Hacked U.S. robot vacuums are yelling racial slurs, chasing pets

(Thanks to B&C and Rod Nunley)

COMPELLING

Pizza Hut Will Deliver Your Resume Printed on a Pizza Box to Prospective Employers

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

WHICH IS GOOD, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE IT POOPS

A brown bear that underwent brain surgery in the first operation of its kind in the UK is doing well, but "not out of the woods" yet, said the charity caring for him.

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE SO-CALLED 'BILL OF RIGHTS'

San Diego fines massage parlor after "loud sexual moaning" disrupts Bible study sessions

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

'HEADSPIN HOLE'

Man develops scalp tumor after decades of breakdancing

(Thanks to B&C, Mezrap, Ron Wylie and Alan West)