Dave Barry's Blog

IF YOU REGISTER THEM IN MIAMI THEY CAN VOTE *AND* DRIVE

Do you keep chickens in your back garden? Register them now or break the law

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, YOU PERVERT

Montana man to be sentenced for unthinkable crime on sheep

(Thanks to Charles Cates and Jenny Kellner)

YOU KNOW WHO'S BEHIND THIS OPERATION

Parrots overwhelm Argentinian town with screeching, poo and power outages

(Thanks to The Perts)

AN ELECTRIC BIKE NOBODY WILL STEAL

And for good reason.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IF THEY CAN MAKE IT THERE, THEY'LL MAKE IT ANYWHERE

Swarm of live crabs escape from bag on New York subway causing chaos

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)