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September 13, 2024

YOU'RE ALL DOING IT WRONG

The ideal amount of time to spend having sex revealed in new study

(Thanks to Jim Perth, who says "Thank God for sexperts.")

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Never have a stop watch when you need one.

The ideal time for having sex revealed? About 2 hours for porn.

Thirty-five minutes? Is that per month?

FM: I thought it was about 2 minutes for porn...

So does each partner need to have an analog chess clock?

"CLICK!"
"Oh, ah...ahhhh!"
"CLICK!"
"Yeah, baby!!..Oh...!"
"CLICK!"
"YES, YESS!!..."
"CLICK!"
"I resign...."

Let me see, in regards to time for sex I spend about 8 hours thinking about it and 2 minutes talking about it. At least I am not going blind or developing hair on my hands as the popular word is on masturbating.

I think the answer is "always"

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