WHY A BEAR HAS A GARAGE WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Bear charges at British Columbia man inside his garage

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "I think we can just write Canada off.")

Comments

[man tom]

I read, "A British Columbia man came face-to-face with a bear inside his garage."

Begs the question. Did the bear have a garage band in his garage?

Caution:

Probably too late now. Earworm.

[the ghost of Carl Malden]

What do they sell at a BC man inside his garage store?

[Inquiring Mind]

Well, if he was trespassing in the bear's garage, what else could he do?

[kwerty]

This is why you should never loan any tools to the neighborhood bears. Plus they tend to come back with bear spit on them.

[Clankie]

Smart folks park their bears in the driveway.

[BC man]

I was bearly surprised & nearly gobsmacked.

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

How did he stop a charging bear?

[Jeff Meyerson]

Burt, he told him it was cash only.

[Ralph]

As the video says, it's a "bluff charge" to get him to back off, which he did. Then he honked the SUV horn, which was his own version of a bluff charge. So he called her bluff.

Escalation kept to the bear minimum.