WE ASSUME THE SURGERY IS TO MAKE HIM STOP

Man plays trombone during brain surgery

(Thanks to B&C)

Comments

[E. Litella]

Brain Rust? What's all this talk about Brain Rust, and why do we....

Oh, never mind.

[man tom]

Pretty much gives me hope Kenny G. will undergo this surgery, forget He is Kenny G. with errantly applied brain stimulation, mistake his sax for a trombone then cancel all future appearances.

[man tom]

Barry Manilow had this procedure done while singing Mandy. The results were nothing short of miraculous.

[man tom]

So mrs man tom tells me this joke.

Note: I'm not sure this joke is entirely accurate as mrs man tom told me.

A man goes to the red light district, finds the nicest place He can find goes in and ask for the 'best you've got". A pimped out fox walks out and says, "it'll cost you 25 thousand." The guy agreed and has his way.

The next day the guy the guy goes back to the same house and asks for the same fox. She comes out and says, "it's cost you another 25 thousand." The guy agrees and has his way again.

The third day the guys shows up again and asks for the same fox. She comes out and says it'll cost you another 25 thousand. The guy hands over the 25 grand and has his way again for the third time in three days. The woman asks, 75 thousand is a lot of money, why did you pay all this money?" The guy says, "I'm a lawyer, Your sister left you 75 thousand. This is the best way I could think of to get it to you."

Go ahead. Say you want to. But mrs man tom can be pretty funny some time after spending her valuable time on the internet.

[Elaine Benes]

Was his injury caused by a bad slide?

[the scarecrow]

If only I could play the trombone.

[Simon Cower]

Got Talent?

[Florida Man]

The strange part is that before the surgery he was a drummer.

[man tom]

Update on mrs man tom joke telling status.

This is not a joke.

Mrs man tom just opened a letter from Blue Cross. She had her routine yearly eye exam in July. The bill arrived in the amount of:

$2,780,713 dollars.

This has been your update on the status of mrs man tom's joke telling status.

[Pullet Surprise]

The trombone is connected to the neck bone, the neck bone is connected to the head bone, ....

[Lucky Jack]

At least it wasn't an accordion.

[PirateBoy, the Trombonest]

Only really talented people get to play the trombone.