THEY MAY HAVE TO REDUCE THE CAVIAR PORTIONS

Airline forced to rebalance planes because first class seats are too heavy

(Thanks to The Perts)

Comments

[Orville's ghost]

Can't they just offer discounts to "Fatsos" flying coach who'll sit in the back of the plane?

[Dean Wormer]

Lawsuit-avoiding way of saying that first-class passengers are fat, drunk, and stupid.

[MOTW, admitted geezer]

Brings to mind how the Flintstones would 'start' their car.

[man tom]

If Isaac Newton hadn't been born, Boeing would be credited with discovering gravity.

[Rod]

Let me get this straight. They're going to add heavy new seats, and then add even more weight to balance the plane, and then expect it to get off the ground just like it did before? What could possibly go wrong?

[Pullet Surprise]

Could they just hire fat-ass flight attendants to work the economy class part of the plane to balance out the weight in first class? Do these planes have flaps on the wings to do this?

[Bill]

Being jets can easily manage this balancing act with a slight change to their outstanding software. Honest.

[Bill]

Or Boeing jets.

[No Fat Chicks]

Mr. Surprise, I believe they have already mastered that hiring!