'THE SQUIRREL WAS EATING ME'
Police find squirrel in Florida man’s shirt during traffic stop
(Thanks to Ralph)
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September 15, 2024
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Always in the last place you look.
Posted by: Florida Man | September 15, 2024 at 04:07 PM
“The squirrel was eating me!” Then "Paul is Dead!"
Posted by: man tom | September 15, 2024 at 04:21 PM
The Florida Driver's Handbook clearly states you must maintain lane position no matter what is nibbling where. Not that anyone ever reads it.
Posted by: Frustrated Driving Instructor | September 15, 2024 at 05:28 PM
This is known as Wednesday in Florida.
Posted by: Florida Man | September 15, 2024 at 05:39 PM
Was this the same Florida Man who provides the insightful, intelligent, and wonderfully funny posts to this blog? What do you carry in your wallet?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | September 15, 2024 at 10:15 PM
The squirrel was really the time traveler who had must come back from the year 2761 to warn us of the massacre of humans by squirrels in 2025.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | September 16, 2024 at 03:27 PM
Nobody ever reads the Florida Driver's Handbook, because it says plainly that you have to stay in your lane no matter what's nibbling there.
Posted by: geometry dash | September 17, 2024 at 12:26 AM