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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Posted by: Clankie | September 29, 2024 at 09:43 AM
Hyperealisticexpialligatordoscious, anytime you see one it can really be atrocious!
Posted by: Mary Poppins | September 29, 2024 at 10:15 AM
I saw Hyper-Realistic Inflatable Alligator open for Toad the Wet Sprocket.
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | September 29, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Let us pray.
Posted by: man tom | September 29, 2024 at 12:12 PM
We keep an alligator in our swimming pool, to keep the racoons and possums away. The fake alligator makes a lot less mess than the live wildlife.
Posted by: Steve | September 29, 2024 at 08:57 PM
Highly amusing! @man tom. The little detour to “Old MacDonald” made it extra special.
Posted by: Mad Hatter | September 29, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Hmmm, was this situation described in a chapter in popular book the title of which is 'Swamp Story' and this chapter was cut out of the book just before publication? I will be waiting for the inevitable movie depiction of this - just need to let us know what the title of the movie will be. Hmmm, how about 'Swamp Story'. Or maybe it will become a tv series such as "Return of Dave's World".
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | September 30, 2024 at 11:38 AM
I hope to swing by a local pool supply store for a "realistic alligator float toy" to incorporate into some upcoming Florida events and photos.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | September 30, 2024 at 01:27 PM