OTTERS ARE BASICALLY AQUATIC SQUIRRELS

Jogger left bloodied, dazed and crying after getting mauled — by a gang of otters

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and Ron Wylie, who notes that "Gang of Otters WBAGNFARB.")

Comments

[cfjk]

He otter know better.

[MOTW]

Give it up for "Raging Otters"!

Seriously, though, that is one bad looking picture.

To prevent future attacks, wildlife officials plan to reinforce the fence around the park and monitor the area to ensure none of the critters break in.

Oh yeah - reinforcing the fence otter fix the problem. SMH

[Ralph]

Weasel overcome.

[unidentified ferocious otters]

MAN SAVAGED BY SEVERAL UFO

[Lucky Jack]

But were they Significant Otters?

[Pullet Surprise]

Have to say this is one of the most rewarding posts almost since forever. It certainly has brought out the Pulitzer Prize brilliance of all of you - I mean if they gave out Pulitzer Prizes for humor. Maybe some day, huh?

I was going to suggest that rather than fences they put our robot cat litter units everywhere.

Pullet Surprise

[PirateBoy]

Otter chaos.

[Alan West]

Re: "Accompanying footage shows the water weasel octet fleeing the scene after the attack."

A "water weasel octet< is properly called a "romp," but the former term does have a certain ring to it (perhaps the alliterative?).

I've always liked watching otters at play because they seem gentle and know what's important in life. There are probably two sides to this story, and the jogger might have been poking the otters with a sharp stick before the attack or she was carrying a raw fish in her pocket. Who knows?

[Rintinglen]

Lord knows, I carry a raw fish in my pocket every time I go jogging. Which would be never, these days.