IF THE CUBICLE'S ROCKIN', DON'T COME KNOCKIN'
Russia is encouraging millions to have sex at work to address rapidly tumbling birthrate
(Thanks to Jim Perth and Barry Nester)
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This might explain why a Hollywood Strings version of " let's get it on " is playing non-stop over the Muzak.
Posted by: Clankie | September 20, 2024 at 10:47 AM
If I was working in Russia, I wouldn't have been fired!
Posted by: George Costanza | September 20, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Finally, a legitimate reason to use the break room.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | September 20, 2024 at 11:46 AM
New guy pickup line at work: "Natashia, are you a patriot? Do you love your country?"
Posted by: LeDud | September 20, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Hi-ho, hi-ho! It's off to smash we go!
Posted by: Happy et al | September 20, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Given that most spouses don't work at the same place, this policy could have the result of reducing the population even more ("You did WHAT at work today?").
Posted by: Rod | September 20, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Think of it as just another sales quota to fill.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 20, 2024 at 12:43 PM
That's the kind of thinking that makes communism so popular.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | September 20, 2024 at 02:17 PM
Comrade, I'm having problem with finishing too fast, can we put up more photos of Khrushchev on the walls in the breakroom?
Posted by: Boris Badenov | September 20, 2024 at 03:09 PM