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The Last Day Of Life On Earth Has Been Calculated By NASA, This Is How Long We Have Left

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Comments

[Not My Usual Alias]

Just about a week before I can retire, apparently

[MOTW, admitted geezer]

TLDR: "the end is billions of years away"
The SSA keeps raising the age of retirement to be eligible to receive full benefits. At this rate, I won't live long enough to collect anyway.

[Doug Vogt's ghost]

October 16, 2046, 1200 GMT +/- six hours, is when the next polar reversal happens, so you've gotta make through that first.

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[markhh]

“moist runaway greenhouse effect”

I get that after Taco Bell.

[Are We There Yet?]

Inject earth with elevated levels of Botox.

We’ll BURP our way out of this.

[I Feel Fine]

Load snacks and drinks.

Commence launch sequence for Bucket List.

[Mick J.]

Not ALL life...Keith will still be here, of course.

[Loco]

But will be the End in the morning or in the afternoon?

I have a DMV appointment for 9AM

[Pullet Surprise]

Sounds rather suspicious since this blog was reported by Rick DAY. Do people say, "The Day is coming ..."

[man tom]

Amazon will still be delivering packages.

[Pullet Surprise]

Amazing - why is NASA concerned about life on earth? Should they be concerned about life in space? Seems like NASA says it all 'National Aeronautics and Space Administration'. Huh? Nothing about on earth in that name.

[James Petty]

A few billion years, and George R. R. Martin still won’t have finished The Winds of Winter.

[Florida Man]

If you're waiting for your pressure cooker to arrive, there's still time.

[wanderer2575]

So what's the date?

This is like reading through a food blogger's life story to get to the recipe.

[kwerty]

Comma splice in the headline. Ten yard penalty. First down.