HEY, AS LONG AS THEY'RE CONSENTING PINEAPPLES

Spanish supermarket shoppers using pineapples to search for love in surprising new craze

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[Elaine Benes]

That's why one should never buy a melon with a hole drilled in it.

[Don Juan]

Hey, baby, want to see my corer?

[Rod]

Just guessing that this could get confusing for somebody who was just shopping for groceries.

[MOTW]

And then they meet someone with a frozen pizza

[wiredog]

MOTW
Spanish Ham, Spanish Pineapple, and Spanish Frozen Pizza.

The perfect meetup for a Spanish Luau.

[Ralph]

Yes, I like piña coladas
And gettin' caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne...

[Senorita]

If you like pineapples at midnight
In Produce at the Publix
You're the man that I've looked for
Come with me for some kicks

[Pullet Surprise]

I can imagine making love to a pineapple is just about as much fun as making love to a porcupine. They don't put porcupines on pizzas do they?

[LoudLight]

Pullet - Only in Scotland. They'll even put CORN on a pizza there!

[Bill]

See, this is why AI will never take over the world. No computer could think up something this stupid.

[The Real Barry]

How can you tell if a watermelon is upside down?

[Love at First Bite]

Pining to be the apple of your eye.