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September 19, 2024

FLARRRRRRRRRRIDA

For the second time in two years, a Florida Woman has been arrested for a dildo-related domestic battery.

(Thanks to Carlos Montage)

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She looks nice.

Question: was it the same boyfriend both times?

Clearly FBI background checks should be required for possessing these.

She should switch to using imported foreign batteries in her dildo.

DRDB is the name of my next band.

Who reported her to the police? The door?

Steve, if DRDB doesn't work out, you could try a Dave Barry tribute band and call it the Rock Bottom Reminders.

A friend wants to know - battery with a dildo or battery on a dildo?

So, judi is still falling into 'harder' times.


Does Florida require a permit to carry a concealed weapon?

Have the Israelis hacked these also?

By dildo related she means her in-laws, right?

It's up to the Guinness people to verify, but she's probably the world record-holder for this event.

Is the dildo a blood relative?

My mother used to make pickle bread with dill dough.

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