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September 02, 2024

CANADA CONTINUES ITS TERRIFYING DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

A daring orangutan cartwheeled, tight-rope-walked and trapezed its way out of an enclosure at the Toronto Zoo this week, officials said.

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

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It was mistaken for a politician who is out campaigning.

They need to check with Cirque du Soleil.

Send him to Washington!

The Hiroshima-type cloud hovering above Toronto, contributing heavily to the most current downward spiral, went largely unnoticed until frenzied citizens looked upward watching the beast escape. Part of the city is free from the chaos due to the lockdown pertaining specifically to that part of the city due to it being flattened.

Come on .. I watched the David Attenborough special on orangutans and could've told them how intelligent they are. Also, they shouldn't have been playing the theme to Mission Impossible at the zoo that day.

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