CANADA CONTINUES ITS TERRIFYING DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

Camper stinking mad over public pooping eviction

(Thanks to The Perts)

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[Thomas Crapper's ghost]

What a crappy deal.

[Clankie]

“He got up in the morning and had to go to the bathroom — and he didn’t make it, basically,” Chisholm recalled. "

Humans should have the same rights as any other goose.

[man tom]

The NHL has warned strategically placed long-range missiles directed toward Lakeside Park Campground are not out of the question. A spokesman for the NHL said, "these insurrectionist poopers will not be tolerated, the revolution will be nipped in the butt."

Further aerial drone pictures of the *head* of the movement should be interrupted as the NHL's intentions to, "recherches récentes" any non-giver-ins.

*"recherches récentes" means search and destroy much like Gordie Howe did to Rocket Richard à l'époque.

*à l'époque means back in the day.

Anyway you guys stop pooping in the park or else. Especially you non-giver-ins.

[Jim]

“Spastic Bowels” WBAGNFARB.

[Math Yoda]

I suppose we can update the classic retort to someone who states the obvious: “Does a Canadian s**t in the woods?”

[Dr. Pangloss]

They might as well shred the Canadian constitution and use as toilet paper.

[Pullet Surprise]

So make up some special recipe of mustard - Public Poupon.

That's why I carry bunch of Dave Barry paperbacks just in case there is an emergency cleanup on Aisle 5. Just rip out a few pages and go to it - that is after you read the few pages first.