CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Water gun fight leads to criminal assault charge for SW Ontario mom

(Thanks to B&C)

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[Aimee Ammo]

Gun had a bump stock.

[Annie Oakley's ghost]

Sounds like the cops may have jumped the gun on this one.

[man tom]

Washik was later identified as a member of the notorious American militant group, the Symbionese Liberation Water Pistol Army, which has laid low near for the past 50 years outside London, Ontario since six founding members died in a May 1974 shootout with police in Los Angeles. Wendy, known as Ferocious Dubwa General Field Marshal Cinque by current gang members, is believed to be the chaotic leader of the clique, or Cinque as Canadians pronounce it. With her capture members have vowed to blaze a path of 'rogue sprays of water' across London the likes of which will make the old water pistol toting SLA look like a bunch of nut cases who have no purpose in life.

Citizens are warned to stay indoors believing 99 year old Jimmy Carter will commuted any sentence Washik may receive despite the fact He is not a Canadian citizen and has never set foot in Canada. If you see a water pistol fight report it to authorities. Then remain sheltered in place until the continued outbreak of rogue SLA water spraying can be neutralized.

There is no place for terror outside London. We are committed to maintaining high standards in our investigative work, regardless of how the public may perceive the allocation of resources. SLA water gun fights for the purpose of political and social justice will only be tolerated if deemed to be too terrifying to do anything about it. Also secure your garden hoses. Beware of bogus GoFundMe pages. If you received email from the Water rogue Pistol SLA with an attachment of a picture of your house asking for money to keep you safe, ignore it and stay sheltered indoors. A known remedy for feelings of intense terror is to lock yourself in the bedroom and read a good book like The Old Man and the Sea. Don't answer the door if you hear running water or a swish swish sound.

[RMN's ghost]

Sounds like they've got a serious leaker problem.

[Operation Gladio]

Wet work isn't like it used to be.

[Pullet Surprise]

I can see the point if they use hard water.

[anthony stewart]

"Pistol packin' momma,lay that pistol down..."