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At 95, (in my defense) there just aren't that many things left on my bucket list.
Posted by: Scooter Guy | September 04, 2024 at 09:19 AM
The impaired Nonagenarian, who's band incidentally was named Impaired Nonagenarian, was discovered to be a commander of the Luftwaffe with plans to instigate a reign of terror within the fast-aging province never seen before since the head of a statue was discovered missing for the third time last Tuesday. An air battalion of Focke-Wulf Fw 190's blotted out the sun as chaos spread across Ontario. Many Nonagenarian fell asleep thinking it was past their bedtime as the chaos roared while a squadron of Blohm & Voss BV 138's long distance carriers mixed with hundreds of Messerschmitt Bf 110's fighter dropped leaflets which read, 'this is total chaos, all you Nonagenarian are gonna die."
This is a breaking story. Check back later after we have had coffee and prepare to leave for work and have more time to provide all the chaotic details.
Posted by: man tom | September 04, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Important dateline that we will not be making fun of:
West Nipissing
Knights Who Say Ni! Pissing
Posted by: MOTW | September 04, 2024 at 03:41 PM