Dave Barry's Blog

BE GRATEFUL IT WASN'T A GATOR, CONNECTICUT MAN

Connecticut man surprised by garage-invading bear

(Thanks to John Lobert)

We saw Garage-Invading Bear open for Entangled Badger.

YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD

Eating grasshoppers might improve your sleep, hair, and libido

(Thanks to EricY)

AND IN SPORTS

Entangled badger rescued from Arizona soccer net

(Thanks to MOTW and John Lobert, who says he saw them open for the Monkees)

TIME TO GET PRODUCTIVE WITH A PRODUCTIVITY ENHANCER

We're seeing orange.

(Thanks to MOTW)

CASE CLOSED

Bloke swimming across Loch Ness ‘touched by something big under water’

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "This settles it for me.")

THERE IS NOTHING MORE UNNATURAL THAN NATURE

New wasp species bursts from flies like horrifying ‘Alien’ creatures

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

SO THAT'S.... GOOD?

People who exercise have healthier belly fat, new study finds

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

FINALLY SCIENCE DOES SOMETHING USEFUL

One day, we may all have brain chips to help remember where our keys are: scientists

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

WE'RE GUESSING COLD

WHAT WAS PUBERTY LIKE FOR ICE AGE TEENS?

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE A BILL OF RIGHTS?

Delta is reminding prospective flight attendants that they must wear 'proper' underwear to their interviews

(Thanks to Ron Wylie and Barry Nester)