Dave Barry's Blog

'THE SQUIRREL WAS EATING ME'

Police find squirrel in Florida man’s shirt during traffic stop

(Thanks to Ralph)

SOUNDS LEGIT

'Time traveller' says he's comes back from 2671 to warn of 5 'danger' events this year

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "We should listen to this guy.") 

WE CAN NEVER TELL THEM APART

Vessel rescued in English Channel after emergency call to Dover, Delaware, instead of Dover, England

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

WELL IN THAT CASE, MA'AM....

Woman says God gave her permission to steal from Walmart

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

WE ASSUME THE SURGERY IS TO MAKE HIM STOP

Man plays trombone during brain surgery

(Thanks to B&C)

AND IN SPORTS

We broke the record for World’s Largest Charcuterie Board, with more than 1,032 pounds of cured meats and cheeses!

Horseback wrestling to sheep bone tossing: Highlights from the World Nomad Games

(Thanks to John Lobert)

PLAIN AS DAY

Loch Ness monster's 'twin' discovered as 'two large' mysterious shapes captured

(Thanks to Annette)

THANKS, BUT WE CAN ALREADY DETECT OUR HOME PARTICLES

It Is Surprisingly Easy To Build Your Own Particle Detector At Home

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)