Dave Barry's Blog

CANADA CONTINUES ITS TERRIFYING DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

Camper stinking mad over public pooping eviction

(Thanks to The Perts)

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Butterfly thieves handed $200,000 fine

(Thanks to B&C)

TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT THE BICYCLE SEATS

Friends causing stir with six-day naked tandem bike trip

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

HOLD OFF ON THAT MORTGAGE PAYMENT

'God of Chaos' asteroid could knock Earth out of solar system

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THEN IT'S SETTLED: IN JANUARY WE INVADE

Canadian Army says new military sleeping bags not suitable for 'typical Canadian winter'

(Thanks to The Perts)

UPDATE ON CRUMBS THE CELEBRITY OBESE RESCUE CAT

38-pound rescue cat Crumbs gets stuck in shoe rack while trying to escape from fat camp: ‘He caused a ruckus’

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

THE WORD IS 'HEROES'

Lifeboat crew praised for rescuing missing dummy

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)