Dave Barry's Blog

AND IN MOTOR SPORTS

Car takes 213-foot bungee jump to break world record in Paris

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "At last, a flying car.")

'FASHION'

Daring models strip to nothing but duct tape for saucy New York Fashion Week show

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w, who say "That's gotta hurt.")

ADVISORY:

Sitting all day can cause dead butt syndrome

(Thanks to Annette, and Doug Ogg, who says "Now they tell me!")

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

ROBOTIC SPY FISH INFILTRATES SHOAL OF FARTING HERRING

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE BLAME GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

Chinese city hit by underwear storm

(Thanks to Michael Parry and Ralph)

THANK GOD IT WASN'T A DING DONG

National Park calls out ‘world changing’ impact of dropped Cheetos bag

(Thanks to many people)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Tiger escapes Mexico zoo near Texas border; animal considered dangerous and at large

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

CELEBRITY UPDATE

Damon Dash Reveals Why His Teeth Fell Out on Instagram Live

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

WHERE DO WE BEGIN?

What's A Subtle Sign That Someone Really Isn't Intelligent?

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE *HAD* DEVICES ON THE MOON

You’ll now be able to charge your devices on the Moon

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

7-Eleven combines Coca-Cola and Oreo to create wild new Slurpee flavor

(Thanks to Geoffrey Scott)

THERE IS NO GREATER HONOR

Taylor Swift-inspired corn mazes in Ohio and Maryland go viral: 'She's real special'

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Please make it stop.")