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BOL-UP

Police across US given new UFO handbook as they ‘pose significant safety risks’

(Thanks to John Lobert)

'ALL OF A SUDDEN, I HAD A PREMONITION, I'M TELLING YOU'

 84-year-old Florida woman bitten by alligator while walking her dog recalls attack

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Save the Shih Tzu!")

SHAME ON THE EAGLES

The cost of a 16-ounce beer at all 32 NFL stadiums

(Thanks to Rick Day)

IT WAS THE ONLY LOGICAL WAY TO HANDLE THE SITUATION

Wild video shows the moment a Brooklyn driver who was furious over his car being towed hopped behind the wheel of the tow truck and barreled off, sideswiping cars and eventually toppling his own vehicle.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN SPORTS

Will Levis’ mayo-scented cologne might have caused this horrific interception

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

Scientists Say Wormholes Are Secretly Altering Our Reality

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

THIS CHRISTMAS, DON'T GET COLOGNE FOR DAD

Get Dad something he really needs.

(Thanks to The Perts)

IT SHOULD BE OUR OFFICIAL NATIONAL AMPHIBIAN

Meet the snot otter, the US's ancient and unique salamander

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

AS IS ITS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

Handgun forgotten inside oven fires off multiple rounds in Virginia home after overheating

(Thanks to Michael Parry)