Dave Barry's Blog

EXACTLY WHAT THE SPORT NEEDS

Alligator Lunges Out Of Water Towards Golfer & Gobbles Up His Golf Ball

(Thanks to Rick Day)

CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

'It's pretty unique to see them': Salamander migration in full swing in Manitoba

(Thanks to The Perts)

JUST WHAT CALIFORNIA NEEDS

... Allen Pan attempting to build a lawn mower that cuts grass with the power of burning lasers. Apparently Allen was inspired by California’s ban on the sale of gas-powered mowers and decided to experiment with an alternative. Unfortunately, the mower is entirely ineffective and only manages to set a small patch of grass on fire.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

'YOUR INTIMACY BESTIE'

Would you trust AI to scan your genitals for STIs?

(Thanks to Roberto)

STAND TALL, MEXICO

World's largest string cheese ball made in Mexico

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "We're falling behind.")

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE

Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

(Yes, we already blogged a different version of this story, but we wanted you to see this headline.)