Dave Barry's Blog

THEY DRINK A LOT OVER THERE

Scotland's offbeat world championship of stone skimming

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

HARD PASS

Trendy Acupuncture Technique Turns You into a Human Porcupine

(Thanks to Ralph)

"I WAS LIKE, 'WHY THE F*** WOULD ANTS WANT A FAKE CROISSANT?'"

Croissant-shaped lamp bought on Temu turns out to be an actual croissant

(Thanks to Ralph)

FROM NOW ON, ONLY SUGAR-FREE MICE

Massive 38lb cat named Crumbs who is ‘too fat to walk’ found living in basement by animal rescuers & put on strict diet

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

'IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICERS?'

Man charged after trying to drive over Peel police cars

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, who says "Of course it was at a donut shop.")

THEY TOURED WITH THE CLASH

Mystery chickens found wandering loose in Wisconsin neighborhood

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Always the last place you look.")

EIGHT LIVES TO GO

Cat makes surprise return home four days after being ‘cremated’

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

HE ALREADY HAS THE LICENSE

Drunk Florida man picks fight at red light, run over by his own Ram 1500 instead

(Thanks to Rick Day)