Dave Barry's Blog

O THE HUMANITY

Crash sends fire hydrant through Big Boy statue’s head

(Thanks to Ron T)

IT'S DEFINITELY A STEP UP

I gave up a career in law to become a gravy wrestler

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

ADVISORY:

Whatever you do, do NOT fall asleep.

(Thanks to Ralph) 

IT NEVER STOPS DOWN HERE

Florida ranked most fun state to visit in U.S., new study shows

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Indian student builds world's smallest vacuum cleaner

(Thanks to John Lobert)

YOU NEED LISTERINE STAT

Your mouth hosts rare bacteria that splits into 14 cells at once

(Thanks to John Lobert)

GOOD, BECAUSE WE WERE GETTING TIRED OF THE OLD KNOWLEDGE

New knowledge about a fungus that turns 60-80% of the flies in your home into zombies

(Thanks to John Lobert)

ALL PART OF THEIR EVIL PLAN

YouTuber believes squirrels are his friends

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

'THEY WENT ON THE HAUNTED MANSION RIDE NEARLY 1,000 TIMES'

Disney-obsessed couple lose lawsuit to get back into exclusive Club 33

(Thanks to Chuck)

'TELL ME WHY THE TUNNEL IS LEAKING?'

Underwater tunnel to Manhattan leaks after contractor accidentally drills through it

(Thanks to Ron Wylie and Robert Moats)