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'MODULAR' MEANS IT'S NOT ACTUALLY A FLYING CAR: IT'S A CAR THAT CARRIES AN AIRCRAFT

Xpeng released modular flying car with first flight scheduled for November

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

HEY, AS LONG AS THEY'RE CONSENTING PINEAPPLES

Spanish supermarket shoppers using pineapples to search for love in surprising new craze

(Thanks to Ralph)

SEND THIS ROBOT DOG TO WASHINGTON

American YouTuber and online streamer, widely known as IShowSpeed or Speed, recently tested a $100,000 (approximately ₹ 84 lakh) robot dog, leaving his fans shocked when the machine unexpectedly shot flames at him during a livestream.

(Thanks to Ralph)

"Widely known."

DON'T MAKE ANY PLANS AFTER NEXT TUESDAY

'God of Chaos' asteroid could hit Earth sooner than expected after experts 'revise' data

(Thanks to Annette)

CLEARLY THESE SCIENTISTS NEVER WATCH MOVIES

Scientists build a robot that is part fungus, part machine

(Thanks to Ed. Floden, who says "We're doomed.")

THEY MAY HAVE TO REDUCE THE CAVIAR PORTIONS

Airline forced to rebalance planes because first class seats are too heavy

(Thanks to The Perts)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Police Allegedly Discovered Mushrooms, Marijuana on “1,000-Lb. Sisters”' Amy Slaton After She Was Bitten by Camel

(Thanks to The Fourth George, who says "This happens far too often.")

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Northern Ont. suspect, 95, charged with driving scooter while impaired

(Thanks to B&C)