WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Humans could breathe out of their buttholes like pigs, and trials will begin this year

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Comments

[Mr. Bill]

My current girlfriend hates it when I do that.

[cfjk]

I did not know pigs breath out their butt holes, but when humans do it, it must be against the law in some states.

[ChrisinVa]

Well, over in Washington, politicians have been talking out of them for years.

[Rod]

We already have the exhalation part down, so how hard could the rest of it be?

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

Old West cowboy insult #53:

"You ain't nuthin' but a butthole breathin' pig!"

[Elaine Benes]

If it's NOT illegal, than why are they holding trials?

[HeeHaw]

I had a girlfriend that could breathe through her ears. That is at least as useful and less smelly.

[Pullet Surprise]

Opens up a whole new world of possibilities like: hot dog stuffing contests on the 4th of July, academy awards for best supporting butt hole, or a Pullet Surprise for best novels dictated out of a BH, for example.

Or new sayings like talking out of both sides of your BH, tongue in BH. Then maybe there will be a google translate feature to allow you to understand all communications that come out of a BH no matter what the native language of the BH owner is.

[PG-13 Wodehouse]

Breathe? Maybe. Talk? Absolutely.

[Steve (The 24 Guy)]

Just imagine how this will look when tourists in Miami Beach go snorkeling.