THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Dentist Charged With Alleged Burrito Battery

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[wanderer2575]

Needless to say, I saw Burrito Battery open for both the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Meat Loaf. Tasty shows.

[Not My Usual Alias]

Battery WITH a burrito or Battery ON a burrito

[wiredog]

Well you've got to batter it before you toss it in the deep fryer at the State Fair.

[Speedy Gonzales]

I saw the hard rock mariachi band Electric Burrito at SXSW.

[keith in tampa]

burritos need batteries?
(I know, old joke.)

[Pullet Surprise]

Didn't this blog discuss sexual batteries at one time? I am still looking to find a place that sells those.

[Pullet Surprise]

But I flossed regularly!

[MOTW]

Esha Persad ==>
Press ahead
She parades
Harass deep
Spears head

[man tom]

“wholeheartedly embrace the coastal lifestyle” and delight in “savoring our community’s different culinary offerings.”

A month later.

Mrs. Persad, you are accused of cramming a Persian Cucumber sideways up your husband's anus."

Persad: "He bit me your honor."

"Your husband has informed the court you held him down and pulled all his teeth out with a Craftsman channel lock."

"Your honor, I had misplaced my Craftsman high speed reversible drill. It's all I had. I have a valid license and performed the 30 odd extractions despite his non-compliance and his considerable whimpering. I would offer to the court the Persian Cucumber shoved sideways up his anus was nothing more than demonstrating our community’s different culinary offerings in an attempt at getting across the idea of the coastal lifestyle we live. It wasn't sideways and I used a sterile channel lock.”

[Ed.]

"Charged" with "battery"! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Uranus]

I find that shocking.

[kwerty]

Dentists have to keep up with modern marketing techniques. She was just testing out the principle of "throw it against the customer's face and see if it sticks." She should get a couple free burritos for this.