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Teso South MP Claims Constituent Lost KDF Job Because of Unequal Testicles
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One probably violated the upper size limit. Creates problems in drill and on the battlefield. It's easier to have a recruit with two uneven walnuts than one raisin and one grapefruit.
Posted by: Sgt. Bilko | August 03, 2024 at 08:13 AM
That's nuts!
Posted by: Benoit Bawles | August 03, 2024 at 08:23 AM
There’s a vaccine for this as well.
(Yes, that’s also the injection site.)
Posted by: Ben Dover II | August 03, 2024 at 08:30 AM
Sounds like he got sacked.
Posted by: Heywood Jablomi | August 03, 2024 at 08:38 AM
Oh, balls!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 03, 2024 at 08:41 AM
I'd stick up for him.
Posted by: Bo Nurr | August 03, 2024 at 08:41 AM
He could try to get a job as a postal worker since all you have to do is walk around with male sacks.
Posted by: Holden McGroin | August 03, 2024 at 09:02 AM
All men are created equal, it's just that some men are more equal than others.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | August 03, 2024 at 10:15 AM
He got fired because his boss had little balls?
Posted by: George Costanza | August 03, 2024 at 10:26 AM
They burst on the scene when they opened for Big Head Todd and the Monsters.
Posted by: man tom | August 03, 2024 at 01:48 PM
Equivalency matters.
Posted by: man tom | August 03, 2024 at 03:23 PM
Didn't Tu Hung Lo change it's name to Unequal Testicles when they hired Juan Bal Hy to be the new drummer?
Posted by: George Costanza | August 03, 2024 at 05:07 PM
Do your balls hang low?
Posted by: Ralph | August 03, 2024 at 06:51 PM
Possibly related...
Posted by: Dick Long | August 03, 2024 at 08:01 PM
Good thing he was not competing in the pole vault.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | August 04, 2024 at 12:31 AM
To modify a well-known limerick about a young lady's bosom: [Devizes is a town in Wiltshire, England]
There was a young man of Devizes
Whose balls were of different sizes.
The one was so small
It was no ball at all
While the other was big, and won prizes!
Posted by: The Real Barry | August 04, 2024 at 05:39 AM