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Japanese Scientists Tried Mailing Freeze-Dried Mouse Sperm on a Postcard – Here’s What They Discovered

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[wanderer2575]

This isn't what the USPS means by "prepaid postage."

[Clankie]

Then does the postman ring twice ?

[MOTW]

"Wish You Were Here!"

[Walt D.]

Get your Mail-a-Mouse postcards here!

[Minnie Mouse]

“The postcard strategy was easier and cheaper compared to any other method."

But a lot less fun.

[Mickey]

Thus saving the thousands of jobs of Japanese mouse massage parlor employees offering Happy Endings.

[GJ]

FDMS WBAGNFARB

[Newman]

Developing postcards was a must because the mailroom clerks refused to lick the envelopes.

Mailmen are experts at getting big packages into tight slots.

[The Real Barry]

First of all, those aren't postcards, they're envelopes. Aside from that, this raises so many questions!
Cold tends to make things, er, shrink. Wouldn't the freezing conditions tend to put off the male mice?
How do they get the male mice "in the mood"? Do they show them porn pictures of Mickey and Minnie getting it on?
Do they employ "fluffers" to keep the males's interest, er, up?
Do the mice go blind?

[Pullet Surprise]

To Mr The Real Barry: I think you are describing what is called an 'intimacy coordinator'. I believe Walter is the intimacy coordinator for the DBBlogHdqrtrs. I may be wrong but since juid got fired who else is there around there?

[Mad Hatter]

Fun fact: That new year’s postcard is also celebrating the Year of the Rat.