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August 09, 2024

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Motorized pants.

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark, who says "It's not a flying car, but it's progress.")

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And you know Google will be trying to do a software update requiring a reboot just as you need the pants to keep you from falling to your death in a canyon.

How about one for the older men, that also zips you up after an interval? It just needs a safety interlock so it doesn't snag any vital parts.

Just don’t let Feathers McGraw near them, Grommit.

Does this flywheel make my butt look big?

Do they have a dance mode?

Does CrowdStrike handle the pants security? How often are the pants patched? (software not clothware)

Powered by methane, no doubt.

It's the wrong trousers, Gromit!


Motorized Pants opened for Madonna.

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