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August 06, 2024

IT'S A CATEGORY WHOA, DUDE

Hurricane Debby blows $1 million worth of cocaine onto Florida beach

(Thanks to mezrap, John Lobert, pharmaross, Doug Ogg and Dave Vander Ark)

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The climate people say we're going to have more hurricanes, so I guess there'll be more of this, too.

Thar she blows!

Blizzard warning issued for Hurricane Debby?

Hurricane and cocaine in Florida. Must be a slow day if that's all they have for news.

The Sixth Element

Wind blows,
Water flows,
Earth grows,
Fire glows,
Supreme Being

and

Florida

Would have made for a great ballad. Jimmy Buffet passed too soon.

What a coincidence, I once knew a Debby who could have cleaned up that whole spill by her lonesome.

We need to stop naming hurricanes with friendly names. Everyone knows a Debby or Harvey or Irma or two and probably likes them, so a hurricane named Debby does not strike the necessary fear into people who should otherwise evacuate. We should start naming hurricanes, "Satan" or "Attila," or something along those lines. That would get people's attention.

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