IS IT WRONG TO JUDGE A PERSON BY HIS MUG SHOT?

You be the judge.

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

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[Clankie]

He might well be a bot.

[MOTW]

I'll give my verdict once I get done laughing. This could take awhile.

[Inquiring Mind]

Didn't Austin Pendleton play him in MY COUSIN VINNY?

[wanderer2575]

That's a face even a mother would have to think twice about loving.

To paraphrase the late P.J. O'Rourke: What if you were wrongly accused of a crime and this guy showed up as your defense attorney? Hello, lethal injection.

[man tom]

Now Mr. Dale you have been found guilty by a jury of your peers of smuggling two cell phones, a digital scale, four vacuum-sealed packs of cigarettes, four vacuum-sealed packs of what is believed to be marijuana, two cellphone charger blocks, two cell phone chargers, and multiple cigar wraps, how do you plead to these charges?"

"Guilty your honor."

"The court is willing to forget all the pending charges."

"Thank you your honor."

"But."

"Yes your honor."

"The court sentences you to two life terms to run consecutively plus 760 years without the possibility of parole for the tie you were wearing and the food stains on your coat at the time."

"So, I'll die in prison?"

"With a whimper."

[Dr. Pangloss]

More proof that truth is stranger than fiction: even John Grisham couldn’t invent a character like this guy.

Time for a very old joke.

A defendant in a criminal trial made an impassioned closing statement, saying, “With God as my judge, I didn’t do it. I’m not guilty!”

The judge replied, “He’s not. I am. You did. You are.”

[you can't handle the truth]

If judging you is wrong, I don't want to be right.

[Daniel D.]

IN my defense, it's not the heat, it's the humidity.

[Marc]

Herpes Elvis

[LeDud]

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
Edgar Allan Poe

[Ron G in WA]

That guy looks like he should be prohibited from coming within 100 yards of... anyone. o.O

[Hobbitses]

Smeagol?

[apfstg]

He looks like a suspect in a ‘hand rape’ case…

[Pullet Surprise]

I showed this photo to my children and said "This is what you eventually will look like if you don't eat your vegetables. And your grandchildren will look even worse."

[Math Yoda]

Looks like a forgotten member of the Addams family.

[GJ]

I went to high school with him.

[cfjk]

In high school he was voted "most likely to recede".

[Bill]

If Marty Feldman and Steve Buscemi and a really old wino had a baby...