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August 02, 2024

HEINOUS

Crestview woman charged with animal cruelty for drowning roommate's spider in Ginger Ale

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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A similar fate befell her pet ferret and the tragedy was made into a song...

'Pop Goes The Weasel'

Jury selection for this crime should be interesting. The lawyer for the defendant will throw a fake spider on the potential jurors and see their reaction.

Now if she had drowned a roommate's grubworm wearing a turtle neck *THAT* would have been something.

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Oh what a relief it is!

Heinous, my anus.

What if she used Canada Dry, or ginger beer?

Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure.

This is a natural reaction to spiders, regardless of the roommates' conduct, for several reasons. Although humans are not strictly "hard-wired" to fear eight-legged creatures, there are several factors that contribute to why many people have aversions or fears towards creatures like spiders and octopuses:

Evolutionary preparedness: Some researchers suggest that humans may have an evolutionary predisposition to quickly detect and react to potential threats like spiders. This doesn't mean an innate fear, but rather a readiness to learn fear quickly.

Cultural influences: Fear of spiders is often culturally transmitted. In many societies, negative attitudes towards spiders are passed down through generations.

Learning and experience: Personal negative experiences or witnessing others' fearful reactions can lead to developing a fear.

Appearance: The alien-like appearance of many eight-legged creatures (especially spiders) can be unsettling to some people (i.e., "icky").

Movement: The quick, unpredictable movements of some eight-legged creatures can trigger alarm responses.

Venomous species: The existence of some dangerous spider species may contribute to a generalized fear, even though most spiders are harmless.

Media portrayal: Negative portrayals in media can reinforce fears and phobias.

Just remember: You are within 7 feet of a spider no matter where you go (except the poles).

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