CANADA CONTINUES ITS TERRIFYING DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

Ontario premier tells residents: 'Don't be pooping on the beach'

(Thanks to John Lobert, Annette and EricY)

Comments

[Rod]

Those wacky Canadians. This guy's brother was the fellow who had to go to rehab while mayor of Toronto and was influence peddling. And this fellow succeeded his brother as mayor, and was accused of selling hash.

This is more appropriate behavior for Louisiana than Ontario.

[man tom]

Wasaga Beach Mayor Brian Smith more forcefully denied the allegations last month, saying the rumors "lack evidence and promote misinformation."

In response, Premier Doug Ford responded saying, "mark my words, I will body slam you the put you in an unforgiving choke hold until you mess your pants then I'll dig a hole and bury you on the beach."

"Oh and, my brother Rob has a premier message for you."

[LeDud]

"I have no proof that people are pooping in the park per se, but it's pretty bad if they are," Ford said.

AND we have no proof aliens are abducting us, but don't do it anyway!

[Florida Man]

The place sounds like a real shithole.

[PirateBoy, with low marks from the judges]

Save that for the Seine in Paris.

Also, a brilliant headline:
Poop Protest Postponed as Politicians Parry Poo Plans

[Judy]

He couldn’t have at least been grammatically correct:

Don’t poop on the beach.

[Florida Man]

He was speaking in Canadeeze.

[Sandy Box]

“Don’t Be Pooping on the Beach”

Original hit for The Beach Boys.

[Pullet Surprise]

Perhaps if you rename the beach to Grey Beach? No Poopon Grey Beach!