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August 03, 2024

AND IN THE OLYMPICS

Olympic runner who got stuck in porta-potty scores toilet paper sponsorship

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I'm told it's best to borrow a shot from one of your track and field teammates for these errands. No porta-potty door can stand up to a 16-lb. shot for very long. Plus the noise gets some attention.


Next is the Broadway musical

FLUSH

In the add, will she be filmed running the 100 yard dash with a roll of charming stuck to the bottom of her sneaker?

Eat at ( restaurant name withheld for legal reasons ) and you too can be an olympic runner.

Another reminder to take care of business BEFORE leaving the house.

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