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Soon to be an Olympic sport. USA! USA! USA!
Posted by: Dr. Pangloss | August 04, 2024 at 09:45 AM
" The first dildo to cross the finish line wins "
You'd think the slowest, but...
Posted by: Clankie | August 04, 2024 at 10:04 AM
*an already-drunk bachelorette party stampeded into the bar and started belting along to hits such as Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U Been Gone” and Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night.” at least one of them was following Perry’s instructions to “dance on tabletops.”
(We did check anyway, though, and there were actually three.)
Three impossibly drunk women 'dancing on tabletops' to Kelly Clarkson and katy Perry songs then taking part in dildo races described as 'a heartwarming display of women supporting women.'
My comment: I KNOW THESE WOMEN. AND I HAVE THE SCARS TO PROVE IT.
Posted by: man tom | August 04, 2024 at 10:08 AM
...belting along to hits such as Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night.”
Posted by: man tom | August 04, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Well sure, they may have won the race but are they still masters of their domain?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | August 04, 2024 at 01:10 PM
Can see where they might improve the game by making more like the game Cornhole where the dildo has to hump its way down the track and fall into the Corn hole.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | August 04, 2024 at 07:22 PM
Sounds like the adult version of tabletop electric football.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | August 05, 2024 at 10:00 AM
This is why Carly May Gravley went to journalism school. And we note her name can be scrambled to read "vagally carr my ye".
Posted by: Bill | August 05, 2024 at 09:04 PM