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August 05, 2024

AND IN CELEBRITY NEWS

Demi Moore wants to normalize farting

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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The Moore, the airier, as they say

Hard pass.

Thank goodness celebrities have a cause to intelligently champion.

One small fart for woman, one giant fart for womankind?

As long as she avoids stating any political opinions she is welcome here on the blog.

Just another actress tooting her own horn.

Her headstone will read, "What's that Smell?"

She's in her 60s now. When you get to that age, farting pretty much IS normalized.

Did she just step on a duck?

Tell her to shut her big Demi-colon!!!

Demi, I fart in your general direction!

Is she trying to get Normalized Farting into the LA Olympics, 2028?

Hasn't this blog already done that?

Now playing: Classical Gas.

Hoping to become spokesperson for Boston Baked Beans Regional Promotion Society? (aka 3BRPS)

James Bond never farted in bed.

He didn't want to blow his cover!

If these cheeks are a flappin' you ain't pullin' your meat out of the fridge.

Bless her little heart says Ben Franklin

If Bruce were still with us, I'd make a Fart Hard joke. But since he's not, I'll wipe the thought.

Apparently Demi's farts don't contribute to global warming & they don't stink either.

How DARE you!

Yet Sean Connery was known as a master of the Dutch oven.

I thought she just made stew. Oh, that was Dinty.

This is not the first time a celebrity has tackled this issue - I remember reading an article about how Kate Smith (famous old person singer) talked about social flatus.

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