Dave Barry's Blog

IN THE MARKET FOR A NUTRITIOUS SNACK?

More than a metric ton of methamphetamine — hidden in a shipment of celery — was seized at a metro Atlanta farmers market last week, Drug Enforcement Administration agents announced Tuesday.

RAISE YOUR INK-SMEARED HAND IF YOU'RE ONE OF US

It's International Left Handers Day.

THEY HAVE THIS BLOG'S FULL SUPPORT

Local activists and supporters of gender equality say they will go topless in Boston this Saturday to advocate for the right to equal treatment under Massachusetts law.

(Thanks to Catherine)

DON'T THROW IT AWAY!

Cat Poo Could Be The Key To Curing These Debilitating Diseases

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

IT FAILED TO PAY ITS BILL

Virginia power outage for 11,700 customers blamed on snake

(Thanks to Ron Wylie and MOTW)

AS FORETOLD IN THE OLD TESTAMENT

Fish falls from sky, smashes Tesla windshield

(Thanks to The Perts)

SOON TO BE A MAJOR HEIST MOVIE FEATURING GEORGE CLOONEY

Cafeteria Worker Sentenced to 9 Years in Prison for Stealing $1.5 Million Worth of Chicken Wings from School

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)