Dave Barry's Blog

IS IT WRONG TO JUDGE A PERSON BY HIS MUG SHOT?

You be the judge.

(Thanks to Bill Carver)

APPARENTLY BEARS CAN READ

Bear Spotted Inside School, Sniffing Around Classroom Of Teacher Named Salmon

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

THE COMMENTS

They appear to have reappeared, just as mysteriously as they disappeared.

STAY AWAY FROM THOSE THINGS

Buc-ee’s beaver mascot rope responsible for man’s fall, lawsuit claims

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR PHISH

Chinese mystery snails invading Quebec lakes by the thousands

(Thanks to The Perts)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Yorkshire Dialect Society wants apology from council for anti-litter poster that should have read ‘Gerrit in t’bin’

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT MUST HAVE HAD HELP

Large desert tortoise rescued from Arizona highway after escaping from ostrich ranch 3 miles away

(Thanks to EricY and Doug Ogg)

THE COMMENTS

We know.