Dave Barry's Blog

FINALLY, THE TRUTH ABOUT SQUIRRELS

This.

(Thanks to David Schottenfels)

'INFLUENCER'

Influencer’s poop face mask alarms doctors: ‘People are getting too extreme on the internet’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

OOPS

Canberra sexual health organisation apologises after distributing ultrasound probe covers instead of condoms

(Thanks to pharmaross)

O THE HUMANITY

A New York state man was charged Tuesday after offcials say he blew up a portable toilet back in May. Court records indicate that the blast was so severe that it sent debris scattered more than forty feet away from the area.

(Thanks to Ron T)

AND IN... SPORTS?

Competitive hobbyhorse racing.

(Thanks to Annette)

AND IN SPORTS

N.J. man plays 'World of Warcraft' for 78 hours, 30 minutes

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "No mention of a girlfriend.")

THIS EXPLAINS A LOT

Scientists Discovered Something Kinda Alarming: The Universe Shouldn't Actually Exist

(Thanks to EricY and Barry Nester)