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Giant pigeons headed to downtown Orlando.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Japanese Scientists Tried Mailing Freeze-Dried Mouse Sperm on a Postcard – Here’s What They Discovered

(Thanks to Ralph)

THANK GOD FOR BOFFINS

Pet owners who fart are turning the nation’s cats and dogs into nervous wrecks, boffins have warned.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

OF COURSE 'LARGER THAN MOST CANADIAN CITIES' COULD ALSO BE USED TO DESCRIBE A TOYOTA CAMRY

Chunk of ice larger than most Canadian cities stuck spinning in ocean vortex

(Thanks to The Perts)

THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Dentist Charged With Alleged Burrito Battery

(Thanks to pharmaross)

COMING SOON TO THE OLYMPICS

Carjitsu.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

OTHER THAN THAT, A FLAWLESS MISSION

Astronauts who were supposed to take 8-day ISS trip may be stranded until 2025 due to Boeing spaceship issues

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "On the plus side, their overtime isn't taxed.")

WE ASSUME WHOEVER KEEPS WRITING THIS STORY COMMUTES IN A FLYING CAR

The rise of ‘ento-veganism’: how eating crickets could help save the world

(Thanks to The Perts)

THIS MEANS 19 MORE WEEKS OF SUMMER

Groundhog found among stuffed animals in PA claw machine

(Thanks to Ralph)

BUT PRESUMABLY NOT BEFORE TOOTHBRUSH

The Icelandic love secret: should we all try ‘sex before coffee’?

(Thanks to Ron T)