Dave Barry's Blog

SOMEBODY'S NOT GETTING A BONUS

24 Year Old Dealership Employee Crashes $2.5 Million Ferrari F40 in Germany

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS CHECK THE EXPIRATION DATE

Researchers dig deeper into stability challenges of nuclear fusion—with mayonnaise

(Thanks to John Lobert and Ron Wylie)

CSI: NANTUCKET

Airport Manager Speaks Out After Getting Robbed By Seagull: "It Mugged Me"

(Thanks to Ralph)

NOW WITH PERFORMANCE-ENHANCING SUPPLEMENTS!

Swimmer Claims Athletes Have Found 'Worms' In Olympic Village Food

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

YOU KNOW WHAT IT REALLY IS

Part of Frankfurt Airport's power supply cut overnight by a dormouse

(Thanks to The Perts and Ralph)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

A designer fragrance for dogs.

(Thanks to EricY, Annette and Stmurray)