Dave Barry's Blog

OR YOU CAN STAY AT A HOLIDAY INN AND WATCH TV

Watch sharks swim while you sit on the toilet at the ‘world’s most expensive underwater hotel’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IOWA: STATE OF EXCITEMENT

Iowa man harvests massive 8.33-pound eggplant

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN OLYMPIC SPORTS

It's a big one for France.

(Thanks to Doug in Paris, Dave Vander Ark, Alkali Bill and Al Barkafski)

IT GOES TO ELEVEN, DUDE

Guitar Center employees discover drug stash worth thousands of dollars hidden in amplifier

(Thanks to Gregory Snow)

MOVIE IDEA: 'SPACE HEIST'

Mercury could have an 11-mile underground layer of diamonds, researchers say

(Thanks to The Perts)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Teso South MP Claims Constituent Lost KDF Job Because of Unequal Testicles

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY'RE PULLING OUR LEGGINGS

Lululemon pulls new leggings line that gives customers ‘long butt’

(Thanks to Roberto)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Will Free Beer Make Travelers More Responsible?

(Thanks to Steve K.)

AND IN THE OLYMPICS

Olympic runner who got stuck in porta-potty scores toilet paper sponsorship